Welcome to the dark side
 

1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via fawnbabe)

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gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

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f3nnekin:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

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omgtsn:

BETTER BACK THE FUCK UP BEFORE YOU GET SMACKED THE FUCK UP

omgtsn:

BETTER BACK THE FUCK UP BEFORE YOU GET SMACKED THE FUCK UP

(Source: coalgirls, via fuckmestupid)

Anonymous Asked:

you two have the worst love story i have ever heard of. shame.

cavalieravocado:

parkingstrange:

You win the internet for ‘best gif use’

adambloghart:

artaeologist:

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

(Source: reconcicle, via fuckmestupid)

jesuschristvevo:

tits-clits-and-tayl0rswift:

jesuschristvevo:

are u printed on a popsicle stick? bc ur a joke

image

can’t handle these.

your url is making me nervous

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maliceinhorrorlandx:

"One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.”-J.R.R. Tolkien

maliceinhorrorlandx:

"One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.”
-J.R.R. Tolkien

(Source: maliceinhorrorlandx, via lukeneversleeps)

biowhat:

"Ryan, the weird guy.."

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stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

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