Welcome to the dark side
 

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

(via just-my-personality)

mossyelf:

phiife:

this eases the entire fuck out of my mind.

Goodnight

(Source: algoll, via alymayholt)

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(Source: biforce, via pizza)

oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

(via alymayholt)

breadsigh:

please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly

(Source: grandmabread, via just-my-personality)

sexhaver:

boredlord:

What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?

this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors

(via secretlifeofageekygirl)

ytvdisney17:

spoopyyellowblues:

So everyone knows this little guy from finding nemo, right? Remember when nemo first met him, and he said: “See this tentacle? It’s actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can’t really tell.”
And in octopuses, one of their tentacles is actually their penis, and is structured slightly differently from the rest of their tentacles.
Guys.
Pearl was showing off his dick.

I thought Pearl was a girl.

ytvdisney17:

spoopyyellowblues:

So everyone knows this little guy from finding nemo, right?
Remember when nemo first met him, and he said:
“See this tentacle? It’s actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can’t really tell.”

And in octopuses, one of their tentacles is actually their penis, and is structured slightly differently from the rest of their tentacles.

Guys.

Pearl was showing off his dick.

I thought Pearl was a girl.

(Source: breathing-lavendair, via pizza)

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

(via just-my-personality)

hatin:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that zac efron has a yolo tattoo

(via just-my-personality)

smileprettybaby:

missmirandaaraee:

omg

The rot just looks at the pit like “you gunna say me right?”
And then looks so happy that the pit did.

(Source: premium-gifs, via rylutz)

oedipus-sex:

imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it

(via just-my-personality)

oreo:

Watch Food Truck legend Roy Choi’s Midnight Hack add a golden Oreo touch to chicken tenders.

zirastiel:

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

(via hi)

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